好吧，我们有三个很好的理由。不超过三个，但我们 认为三是一个合理数量的好东西。
我们在一栋旧厂房里租了这个别致的创业办公室。
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了解更多我们并不确切知道我们在做什么。但这很好，因为我们 不能故意破坏某物。
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了解更多没有真正的第三个原因。所以请再读一遍号码 一和二。
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了解更多我们在我们的领域做了一些有趣的事情 工作。例如，我们收集了很多这些免费照片，并在我们的网站上使用。
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我们的神奇数字
对我们来说有一些重要的数字。它们只是 数字没有任何意义，但我们只是喜欢它们。
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我们的客户怎么说
“I´am the CEO of this company. So maybe you think "he will tell us something super awesome about it only". But no. Its a really strange place to work with creepy people all around. They do some computer stuff I don´t understand. But I wear expensive Glasses and a Patagonia Hoodie. So I´am fine with it.”John Doe, CEO of Stride Ltd.
让我们一起开始一个项目吧！
Hell no! This button is linked to a none working contact form. A none working form without any user feedback. So you might think you done something wrong. But in reality we just don´t want to start anything with you or anyone else.
深受全球人民的喜爱
Our spaces and offices are soooooo lovely, no one would give us a negative rating! And look at these trustworthy avatar pictures! Trust us!
"That service is really really good. And I don´t say that because they pay me a lot of money. I say that because they don´t pay me more money anymore if I don´t say it..."
COO, The Boo Corp.
"I really don´t get what they do. Something with Crypto, NFT´s, SaaS and Cyber Security. Maybe an App for Kids...? But they have this nice website...so who cares what they do as long as they are good at it."
Jenny Matrix
Daughter of Col. John Matrix, Commando.
"I don´t know if they are good at what they do. But they have nice coffee and a shiny brand new startup office with bikes on the wall and all that stuff."
Rustin Cohle
Detective, Somewhere in the swamps
"Its not good at all but I give it five stars because I killed (accidentally) the CEO´s cat with a lawnmover."
Richard Thornburg
News Reporter, KFLW-TV
"I´am just a guy who uploads his picture to unsplash.com so that others can use me as placeholder for stupid sample avatars. I don´t even know that my face is on this website."
Harry Walters
Gangster, In Bruges
"Okay, okay, I give it five stars. But do you know what: There is a infinit number of stars out there. So five means nothing."
Lizzie Stark
Head of Security, Brummagem Boys
送货服务
If we had any physical goods we would deliver them to your door steps. Of course in time and to the right adress. But we have no products...
Independently Checked
也许我们会做点什么来确保你得到你订购的东西。但你不能点任何东西 在这里，我们可以100%保证一切都会很好！
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